we’re back bitches! do you like our new L00k? a month is too long to be away when you’re in love with your fans. we’ve missed you and we wanna kiss you but we won’t (germs)!
on our return to our true purpose (this poddy) we hit you with some life updates from a fort in paula’s house, griddle me that vegan, pull out our science books, host a new segment involving adopting children and cortisone cream, become factory farmers, hate on ohio, rate the vanderpump rules cast, confess to killing the others beta fish, and gear up for couch confessions coming soon. listen or else!
we’ve got another couch confession coming soon! this upcoming couch confession episode question is “tell us the story of your best/worst internet-only relationship”. if you have a story, email us at whyarewestilltalking@substack.com - send it in writing or attach an audio file to “leave us a voicemail”. or if you can keep your story under 1 minute, record and send it here! all stories must be submitted by 4/5!
important visual references that will only make sense if you listen to the podcast:
in paul abdul’s house, with a migraine :/
does anyone remember this vice doc about the guy who only ate mac and cheese for 17 years? thank god cora is a vegan cuz this could be her
newest edition of the science book we carry around ! would recc
the cast of season 18 v-pump: we’re not sorry for spending so much time talking about them. if you haven’t started watching the show bcuz of the poddy then don’t talk to me - margot
listening back to this episode i’m like fairly confident cora might’ve switched out my mf fish
the reason every game is candy crush is because it’s based on gambling and actually is all on chance and not skill. read this guardian article
our #1 fan of the week !!
our #1 fan of the #1 episode of season 2 is BRE! Bre is an actual angelic being who came to this earth to literally make our personal lives on this hellscape a better place. don’t believe me? it’s cool, but whatever. bre we think you’re one of the coolest people we know and are so glad to be your poddy besties and hangout with you all the time through the not-so-soothing sounds of our voices screaming nonsense into the world through your phone each week.
here’s some pics of bre over the years? brb crying
the bre bebe
now that’s what i call music, luv!
a board certified music therapist?? so grown up
are you incredibly jelly and want to be our #1 fan of the week? we get it. give us the tlc we crave by doing the thing all internet users do best and either talk about us or talk to us baby!! give us a follow on the ole instagram @whyarewestilltalking and engage the way u know how 2 do. better yet, leave us a review on apple podcasts and make us famous!!
our pics of the week **warning - emotional !!**
cora’s pic of the week: picture i took in the bathroom after someone thought my 28 year old sister was my daughter
margot’s pic of the week: tbh i was gonna upload a pic of my walmart off brand crocs i got because who can afford real crocs, but then i found this pic randomly on my macbook and decided this was more important to share
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